Romney Delivers Letterman’s Top Ten List at Gingrich’s Expense
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James Devaney/WireImage(NEW YORK) — In his third appearance on CBS’ Late Night with David Letterman, presidential candidate Mitt Romney cracked a joke at the expense of former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich Monday night.
Delivering the program’s famous Top Ten List, Romney mentioned his GOP rival in his number two response to the “Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Would Like to Say to the American People.”
“Newt Gingrich, really?” Romney answered.
Here is the full Top Ten List:
10. Isn’t it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host?
9. What’s up gangstas, — it’s the m-i-double-tizzle.
8. I have no proof, but I have a feeling Canada is planning something.
7. Actually, I’m only here to meet Tom Cruise.
6. Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!
5. My new cologne is now available at Macy’s. It’s “Mitt-stified.”
4. I just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with Matt Damon.
3. I can do a lot, but even I can’t fix the Indianapolis Colts.
2. Newt Gingrich, really?
1. It’s a hairpiece.
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